Report Card for Wife whose Husband had an affair

English: Has an excellent understanding of the English Language and is easily able to decipher fact from fiction. She has grasped the fundamentals of creative speaking and has even added a raft of new words to her vocabulary. Her levels of comprehension can make some people gasp such is her unique insight. She is always able to articulate her thoughts and feelings well. A+


Maths: Knows that 1+1+1 does not equal two. Is able to detect very quickly what does and does not add up. Understands division and subtraction but is not keen on these operators. A-


Information Technology: Has an outstanding appreciation of this subject and uses all available methods to the best of her ability. During 2007 she focused on security and hacking as her specialist subject and excelled in all aspects. She has devised several robust methods of data management and information mining . A+

History: Excellent result. Understands that no matter what, history cannot be changed. She has very clear recall for people, facts, dates and places, and can easily spot other peoples errors when trying to recount historical facts. A+

Art: Excellent spacial awareness and appreciation of size & shape. Has spent some time studying the fictional work "The Whore of Huntingdonshire - (rotund and dumpy). Her focus is generally black and white, which has been stregthened by her recent exposure to people who appear to have a more colourful but superficial perspective. A

Geography: Has absolute clarity around boundaries and direction. Can easily read maps. Spent some time studying the habitat of the species known as the "serial marriage wrecking whore" but realised this was a subject that held no particular interest and was actually very very boring.
Has a particular understadning of the geogrpahical term "Fault". Whilst not her strongest subject, she has taken a keen interest in most aspects of human, physical and regional geography. B+

Science: Excellent. Has completed a comprehesive study of human physiology and psychology with amazing results. Has also demonstrated excellent experimentation with various alcoholic liquids with varying outcomes. Has improved her use of practical aids such as the "lie detector". She has spent an inordinate amount of time developing her olfactory senses and is now easily able to detect bullshit, and cheap nasty perfume. A+

Drama: Whilst not a subject that she relishes, she has been able to cope admirably with the challenging curriculum. She has made great progess with her personal expression and her ability to improvise/think on her feet. She does not like being a victim. B+

Economics: She decided to take this subject up as an extension of her innate ability with mathematics (see above). She has done a great deal of work on cost analysis, has developed sophisticated spreadsheets to support statistical analysis and has thoroughly uncovered the vagaries of non-budgeted expenditure. A special study has been completed on GNP - not Gross National Product, rather, Grungy Nasty Person. A+

Overall a very capable student who has the capacity to excel in any future projects. Has a good brain for retaining facts and figures and can hold her own in debate.