Report Card for Husband Whilst in Affair

English: Has struggled with comprehension for a very long time. Finds it difficult to ascertain the difference between a truth and a lie, however this makes for some fairly impressive story telling capability. What lets him down is that he struggles at times with his vocabulary and overuses the phrases "I don't know" "I can't remember" "I made a huge mistake getting involved with someone like her" and "I never meant to hurt you" C+

Maths: He is always creative with his numbers - for example 1+1 almost never adds up to 2 when the formula is investigated. He is working very hard on trying to get things to add up even when they never will. He has failed to embrace this subject. A very poor effort. D-

Information Technology: Has grasped the basics of this subject, particularly the ability to send numerous text messages to unsuitable recipients, and emails loaded with innuendo. However his ability to really understand the power of the technology, the importance of security to avoid hacking or other means of disclosure. Would suggest that he reviews his need to continue with this topic going forward. D-

History: He has not grasped the importance of history and has a fundamental misunderstanding that you can change history easily, with little or no detection. He has not used his basic knowledge of history as a learning tool. Working more closely with his wife has developed a greater appreciation of the subject. A word of warning, those who don't learn the lessons of the past are often more susceptible to be repeat offenders. C+

Art: Very poor. Has no concept of recognising the difference between a masterpiece and a very bad fake. Unclassified result

Geography: Has deteriorated in this subject in the last 4 years. Once had a stunning sense of direction and purpose which has been significantly eroded by fraternising with someone who had little or no interest in successful outcomes unless there was a personal financial incentive. C+

Science: Very poor, particularly with biology where it appears he does not know his arse from his elbow. Has made some inroads in chemistry, but would be much more successful if he stopped wasting his time with inanimate beings.
Fails to grasp the basic concepts of "density" "single bond" "substance" or "zero tolerance" and "disease management". In physics he needs to understand that "magnetism" is not something that describes his personality. D-

Personal Social & Health Education: Has absolutely no concept of appropriate social intercourse, due to lack of understanding of what boundaries are. Others do not trust him around a certain type of female. He fails to grasp the importance of health issues in relationships and also has a lack of understanding of "how people should be treated" Failed miserably : Unclassified result

Overall Improvement Plan

A very poor report that can only be improved if he discontinues his association with the unsavoury character he seems to have become involved with. It is sad to see such a promising individual lose concentration on the important things in his life. With some hard work, self analysis and wholesale refocus on the important aspects of the curriculum he could once again be considered a worthwhile person.