As you know I have a deep dislike for the individual that my husband had the misfortune to invite into our marriage. Something that in retrospect will cause him much regret for a long time. Not least because of the pain it has caused, but also because he is mortified that he even had any kind of association with her.
She had a number of disparaging nicknames from her work colleauges, many of whom had the foresight to see what a scheming little bitch she was - unlike my stupid husband.
So I got to thinking about what I might call her, should I have the misfortune to find her sliming across my path in the future:
Jabba the Slut (my personal favourite!)
C*mdumpster
Serial Marriage Breaker
The Dirty Dishrag
The pot-bellied pig
Monday Fishmarket
Nasty Hag (alternative use of her initials)
And just a little Valentines Verse for Jabba, from me with feeling:
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
You were so skanky in bed
He didn't choose you
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
You're so sick in the head
You belong in the zoo
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I know that one day
This will happen to you
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