Tuesday, 10 February 2009

New names for the "other woman"

As you know I have a deep dislike for the individual that my husband had the misfortune to invite into our marriage. Something that in retrospect will cause him much regret for a long time. Not least because of the pain it has caused, but also because he is mortified that he even had any kind of association with her.

She had a number of disparaging nicknames from her work colleauges, many of whom had the foresight to see what a scheming little bitch she was - unlike my stupid husband.

So I got to thinking about what I might call her, should I have the misfortune to find her sliming across my path in the future:


Jabba the Slut (my personal favourite!)

C*mdumpster

Serial Marriage Breaker

The Dirty Dishrag

The pot-bellied pig

Monday Fishmarket

Nasty Hag (alternative use of her initials)




And just a little Valentines Verse for Jabba, from me with feeling:


Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
You were so skanky in bed
He didn't choose you


Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
You're so sick in the head
You belong in the zoo


Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I know that one day
This will happen to you

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